Saddlebacking

When Obama announced that anti-gay minister Rick Warren would be giving an invocation at the inauguration, the LGBT community and its allies were rightfuly indignant.

One response to this was Dan Savage's contest to give a new definition to the term saddlebacking, à la Santorum, derived from Rick Warren's Saddleback Church. Well here it is: Saddlebacking.

Saddlebacking: sad•dle•back•ing \ˈsa-dəl-ˈba-kiŋ\ vb [fr. Saddleback Church] (2009): the phenomenon of Christian teens engaging in unprotected anal sex in order to preserve their virginities

After attending the Purity Ball, Heather and Bill saddlebacked all night because she’s saving herself for marriage. Unfortunately her parents found out because they got santorum all over the sheets.

Spread the word, all ye faithful!