Sugary overpriced coffee-based drink, preferably from a non-local corporate giant: I love the feeling of not feeling guilt over wasting my money, buying into the consumerist identity peddled by Starbucks, AND supporting capitalist globalization, all at the same time.
Old podcast episode of This American Life playing on my computer: The tearjerkier the better. If I cry, I'm crying over other people's stories, not something to do with my life. It's good in it's own way. My favourite to date.
Pajamas: self-explanatory, I think.
Microwaveable ramen noodles: The spicier, the better. I especially like the stuff that was clearly made for actual Asian markets and imported here, but Mr. Noodle always satisfies if I can't find the real stuff.
Little jar of banana baby food for dessert: Classic freudian regression.